If there is a Museum of Bad Ideas this would have to rate in the top ten of the Stupid Exhibit section. Regardless of your views on eschatology, there are better ways to spend your time and money reaching the lost now.
We have set up a system to send documents by the email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the “Rapture” of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period. Another 3 days are given to fail safe any false triggering of the system.
We have made it possible for you to send…[to those that have been left behind after the rapture of the church]…a letter of love and a plea to receive Christ one last time. You will also be able to give them some help in living out their remaining time. In the encrypted portion of your account you can give them access to your banking, brokerage, hidden valuables, and powers of attorneys’ (you won’t be needing them any more, and the gift will drive home the message of love).
Click the bag to view its contents.
Caution: This stuff stinks.